Yes, there’s only one.

So he’s easy to distinguish.

Who have I chosen to be his alter-ego?

Jason Statham.

I hope he doesn’t mind the comparison (my B-I-L, I meant; Jason Statham should feel privileged!)

What would make me choose the starring actor of The Transporter, a man who is all action and guns and bombs, etc.?

Well, I have two main reasons.

1) There are some physical similarities. (B-I-L; don’t get a big head, I said SOME 🙂 )

2) Jason Statham is always getting involved in things that weren’t originally his problem, but become his problems, and then he helps fix them and make everything better.

He’s a fixer.

There’s also the fact that Jason likes nice cars and knows how to use a weapon.

The biggest downfall of using Jason as the alter-ego is that Jason always seems a little mad.

And my brother-in-law does not.

So maybe we’ll go with a happy version of Jason Statham.

Yeah, that’s better 🙂