Sisters and Slinkys

I had an “aha!” moment last night while watching TV.

Commercials were on, and right after a truly horrific political ad for a complete idiot who should never have even been allowed to graduate 1st grade, I spotted the exact replica of Sibling 10.

It was a Geico commercial.

You know, the ones where you see some random scene and then two guys are on a wierd little stage playing a banjo and guitar and saying how happy people with Geico are?

This particular commercial was a scene of a slinky going down an escalator.

Sibling 10 is the slinky.

Liver, head cheese, and spinach…oh my!

Flashback….Food.

Let’s have 5 small children under 8 years old.
Let’s have them sit at say…the dining room table.
It’s supper time.
Enter mom with dinner.
Horrified looks amongst the children.

Liver and onions, head cheese, and canned spinach (straight from the can) are plopped onto each plate with these instructions…

“don’t leave your chair until every bit is gone”.

Huh? But…but…he’s only 4. He has to eat 4 head cheese AND liver AND spinach.

True story.

rock hard stomachs.
poison won’t kill us.

I plead the 5th!

In the early years, before Sibling 11 showed up, our family lived in a place that had a really large yard.  And in this yard were two perfect rows of fully grown pine trees.  These rows were set just far enough apart for a couple people to walk through at the same time.

So we naturally decided the trees were set up perfectly for our use.

On one end of these rows we created a little seating area out of logs.  Along the “walkway”, we laid down an extra thick layer of carpet (okay, pine needles).  And then we spent most of the summer having weddings and playing lawyer.

I have no idea how many times I married my brother, or acted as part of the jury deciding whether my younger sister was guilty.

It was awesome.

And these trees served an additional purpose; they were a natural hiding place.  Whenever our mom called us into the house, we would ignore her (she usually didn’t have a good reason for wanting us to come in, anyway).  Usually, ignoring her worked and she would leave us to keep playing until we decided to come in ourselves.  Some days, when she had special energy for some reason, she would get annoyed enough to come looking for us and try to force us inside.

And we’d take to the trees.

All of us.  A couple of my siblings would hoist me (I was only 5ish) and my little sister into our trees before taking to theirs.  And then we would climb.

High.

And hide on the opposite side of the tree our mother was on.

When she left we would climb down and continue our rudely interrupted wedding.

This is what I saw when I came home from work at the end of the day…

No really…you can’t make this stuff up. 
They were hanging out of the trees saying hello. 
All 10(?) of them. 

I bet I win!

So, I’m wondering if everyone has a sibling in there life that asks for help moving out of their apartment?

You do?

Okay fine…do you have a sibling that requires a police escort when moving out of their apartment?

Didn’t think so.

I win.