I was recently on the phone with my hit-man brother.  If you don’t know who that is, look it up here.

Anyway, he thinks his life is REALLY interesting.  Which it is.  But he also thinks that I  REALLY want to hear all about it.

Which,  I really don’t.

But he doesn’t really take the hint well, and so he called me up to spend over an hour telling me about his newest martial arts lessons with this really awesome guy who knows all sorts of things.  And he goes on and on and on.  And he isn’t even talking about awesome new punches or kicks that can inflict pain without leaving marks.  Nope, nothing that cool.  He just talks about this different way to clench your fist that somehow does… something…Blah, blah, blah.

I mean, over an hour!

Becuase that is the most important thing in my life, hearing all about how my brother is breaking the law with more and more ease.

I’m going to start screening his calls.