Q. What’s black and white and red all over???

A. ME—after my mom’s been over.

Q. What time is it when my mom comes over?

A. Time to get a new address.

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?

A. Have her talk to my mom.

Ha ha!! Yes, they are mean.
Too bad. My blog. My mom.

And, you know you have your own about your family.
Don’t pretend you don’t.

Oh…oh..oh!! You can add them in the comments! Best one gets on a post soon!