So, this is the post that describes the happenings of the last few days in my family.
I’ve got nothing.
Words fail me.
All I can say is that this band reminds me all too often of my family.
Dark, demented, crazy, and talented.
And sadly all you can focus on is the dark and demented side.
And the crazy.
This is nothing compared to my family.
They make KISS look like a Disney Pop Star.
Flashback…memory
Coming home from…science class?…to find sibling #6 with a vaccuum up to his nose.
Why? Well, that’s what I wanted to know. Here’s the story….
Sibling 7 stuck a marble up his nose. Why? don’t know. That’s a question that he for sure needs to answer. But, he is male and under 10…I guess it’s to be expected.
Every means of removing the marble was attempted.
Ways such as…tongs, vaseline, blowing the nose, and more.
Nothing worked.
So…the mother tried the vaccuum.
That’s where sibling#1 enters and walks in to sibling #7 with a vaccuum attached to his nose and a deer in the headlights look.
Of course this wasn’t working.
“Ummm…maybe take him to the doctor?”.
Yes, they do that. With the vaccuum on battery and brought with the WHOLE WAY.
Poor kid had to have that to his nose the whole trip.
I giggle every time I remember walking into the house that day!
Here at the Red Elephant, we tell stories about our family. That’s it!
Don’t worry, our true family stories are way more exciting and interesting than any writer could make up!
While we have changed names, certain details, and any other possible identifying factors, these stories are true in their essence (probably more crazy than we’ve even shared).
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