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I don’t want to write this post.

It’s the one about me.

I mean, with all the other posts about the siblings, I could just write about my perspective and give an appropriate alter-ego from my experience. But in this case, I have to choose my OWN alter-ego.

Weird.

And no matter who I pick, I’ll lose. Obviously I would like to pick someone like Beyonce, just to make sure you all realize I am incredibly sexy. Or someone like Kate Middleton, because she’s classy and important. Elizabeth Bennett is tempting, just because she’s timeless and great. But I feel like picking any of them might be just a bit egotistical.

Maybe.

But I can’t go to the opposite side…like picking some obscure athlete that plays, say Netball (don’t even know what that is, do ya?). I can’t pick the girl who plays a crazy cat lady. And there’s no way I’m going to pick an annoying politician, no matter how influencial she is.

Ah, the dilemma.

But I’ve come up with a solution!

Drumroll, please………………………!

I’m picking………………….

The entire Disney Princess collection.

Yep, all of them… wait, not Tihanna…, never mind, she can stay; she’s a good cook and has great goals. Okay, so I’m Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, Rapunzel, Tihanna, Ariel, Jasmine, Belle and Mulan (extra doses of the last two).

My reasoning:

They’re cartoons, so they can’t actually be sexy, but they can be pretty!
I can take the bits I like (and admit to some that I don’t).
They do some pretty awesome things, but since there’s a bunch of them doing it, you realize they aren’t quite as crazy awesome as they would be if none of the other Princesses exist.
You know who they are, but might not know everything about all of them.

My last reason: because I can. Yep, why wouldn’t I choose to have multiple alter-egos to pull out based on my current mood?

It just makes sense.