Today we’re adding a new character to the story!  Well, actually, he’s been around the whole time…sorta.

One of the brothers, Sibling 2, hasn’t been included in any of our stories yet.  This is largely due to the fact that he is a reclusive hermit who avoids physical contact whenever possible.  We’re lucky when we can get a phone call through…

We’re having some difficulty deciding who his famous alter-ego is; this is largely due to the fact that in order for the alter-ego to be an accurate representation, no one can ever have heard of him.

You see the dilemma.

So now that you know he will be some obscure personality, some more interesting tidbits about this portion of the family tree:

Sibling 2 is the oldest male in the family, and he takes his role as alpha seriously.  Like the male lion in a pack, he doesn’t really ever seem to be doing anything worthwhile, but is always sure to assert his dominance and importance whenever possible.  He assumes the women will always have meals available, and expects the best parts of everything for himself.  (I know what you’re thinking, but he isn’t evil, so Scar from The Lion King cannot be his alter-ego).

He’s really quite an intelligent person, and can use that intelligence when he’s decided it’s necessary.  His stubbornness can mean his intelligence shows up less frequently than it really should. The timing of his stubborn streaks determine the quality of career he is able to secure.  Like other men in the family, he tends to float from one job to another.

He smiles a lot.  He actually really enjoys laughing.  And we think he tries to be a good dad.  All points in his favor!

So…any ideas?