the cheese man is taking up all my time and energy right now. You would think that cheese man’s problems are the running force in the family drama right now.

Not so.

Sadly, while cheese man (Sibling #6B) is distressed because his cheese doesn’t return his love… sibling #2 has even greater troubles.

You see…one of his beloved children is very very sick.
And in the hospital.
For an extended time.

Which means that sibling #1 is caring for the other of his beloved children.

Yet, cheese man seems to see his lack of cheese’s love  should be of greater importance to Sibling #1

Sibling #1 has thrown in the towel. Or the cheese. Whatever phrase works for describing being fed up. That’s the one to use.

Cheese man needs to go dairy-free…immediately.

The man who loved cheese: update

After seeking the advice of those outside the world of cheese the man who loved cheese has decided to:

1. stop going to the cheese store. This may be hard, he feels it is his right to enter the cheese store whenever he wishes. But, at the advice of others he is staying away.

2. stop watching cheese commercials. But, he finds them so sweet and compelling. He loves to watch them. He will watch them again and again. But…he has been advised that they just cause him to yearn for cheese all the stronger.

3. stop sniffing empty cheese cartons. Yes, this is weird. And he realizes that it isn’t good for beating his addiction to cheese to continue this practice. He promises he will stop.

Will he be strong? Will he be able to resist the power of cheese?? We’ll see.

Here at the Red Elephant, we tell stories about our family. That’s it!
Don’t worry, our true family stories are way more exciting and interesting than any writer could make up!

While we have changed names, certain details, and any other possible identifying factors, these stories are true in their essence (probably more crazy than we’ve even shared).