The Firstborn

Christmas is fast approaching, and in preparation of the festivities, you must be introduced to Sibling 1’s firstborn. 

Her alter-ego is Emma Watson. 

Emma Watson

An old soul. 

A beautiful individual. 

A talented actress. 

English. 

Adorable.

Probably had a few good friends, but wasn’t the most popular person in school (I would guess it’s because all the girls were jealous).

The type of girl who might play sports in high school, might not; you aren’t sure.  Which is strange because it’s usually so obvious!  But then again, she is kind of special.

So…

Just think of Emma Watson sitting in your living room, chatting away in her cute little accent, drinking a cup of tea.  Then add a little humor.

Say hello to the Firstborn!

The Brother-In Law

sibling8Yes, there’s only one.

So he’s easy to distinguish.

Who have I chosen to be his alter-ego?

Jason Statham.

I hope he doesn’t mind the comparison (my B-I-L, I meant; Jason Statham should feel privileged!)

What would make me choose the starring actor of The Transporter, a man who is all action and guns and bombs, etc.?

Well, I have two main reasons.

1) There are some physical similarities. (B-I-L; don’t get a big head, I said SOME 🙂 )

2) Jason Statham is always getting involved in things that weren’t originally his problem, but become his problems, and then he helps fix them and make everything better.

He’s a fixer.

There’s also the fact that Jason likes nice cars and knows how to use a weapon.

The biggest downfall of using Jason as the alter-ego is that Jason always seems a little mad.

And my brother-in-law does not.

So maybe we’ll go with a happy version of Jason Statham.

Yeah, that’s better 🙂