The man who loves cheese’s 3 step plan.

The man who loved cheese: update

After seeking the advice of those outside the world of cheese the man who loved cheese has decided to:

1. stop going to the cheese store. This may be hard, he feels it is his right to enter the cheese store whenever he wishes. But, at the advice of others he is staying away.

2. stop watching cheese commercials. But, he finds them so sweet and compelling. He loves to watch them. He will watch them again and again. But…he has been advised that they just cause him to yearn for cheese all the stronger.

3. stop sniffing empty cheese cartons. Yes, this is weird. And he realizes that it isn’t good for beating his addiction to cheese to continue this practice. He promises he will stop.

Will he be strong? Will he be able to resist the power of cheese?? We’ll see.

 

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